Pawpawrazzi Pups

Where you can choose your family.....

Buy a Dog

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it,

then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for

as long and wherever you want,

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care

about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies,


then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to

warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores, 

then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care

if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if

every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you

unconditionally, perpetually,


then buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will
never come

when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair

all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only

comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence

is solely to ensure his happiness ...

then buy a cat!


Now be honest:

you thought I was going to say 'then marry a man'

....didn't you???????????????????????????????


Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret